return my video game
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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