you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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