our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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