Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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