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He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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