Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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