She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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