the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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