Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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