So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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