He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
