What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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