She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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