is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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