great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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