I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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