And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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