that's an acceptable place to lick
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
