do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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