only if we run a train.
done.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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