We're like a lot better than the average bears
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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