U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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