i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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