Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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