Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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