what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I had to cum in my sink.
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