Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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