The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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