You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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