Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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