There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Randomize
