i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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