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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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