I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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