I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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