i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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