We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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