We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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