just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
there is glitter all over my balls
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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