Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
