Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Green mimosas i think yes
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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