How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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