To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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