i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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