I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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