I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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