actually, I'm a sock model
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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