found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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