if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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