It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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