You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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