the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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