like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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