im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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