I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
is it fun? or sober?
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