so that wasnt chicken after all
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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